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asriels:

watching the hobbit the first time around i spent a solid few minutes convinced tauriel and thranduil were carrying on an illicit affair behind legolas’ back and now i can’t stop thinking what a great ending it would make if we get all the way to the end and legolas turns to tauriel expectantly like hasn’t our fighting together bonded us romantically and she just straight up sighs at him and goes i’ve been fucking your dad the whole time bye

dreams

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asriels:

watching the hobbit the first time around i spent a solid few minutes convinced tauriel and thranduil were carrying on an illicit affair behind legolas’ back and now i can’t stop thinking what a great ending it would make if we get all the way to the end and legolas turns to tauriel expectantly like hasn’t our fighting together bonded us romantically and she just straight up sighs at him and goes i’ve been fucking your dad the whole time bye

dreams

52 minutes ago with 127 notes
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hotbritishguyspluscats replied to your post: I really don’t care that pharrell crie…

SAME

thank you

fabuloushazza:

pixiedust-paycheck:

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

YES IT’S BACK

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fabuloushazza:

pixiedust-paycheck:

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

YES IT’S BACK

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quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

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queervoicesonstraightvoices:

immaculateidiocy:

there are sjws out there that make a great deal of effort of protecting their bigotry and going about saying “when i say i hate straight/cis/white/ people/males i don’t mean i hate all straight people i hate the oppression”

look

if you don’t mean it don’t fucking say it

you know that that’s not what you’re trying to say and instead of phrasing it to make it so that people don’t get mad at you you just go “oh i didn’t mean this and blah blah blah”

it’s your fucking fault that you said such bullshit in the first place

stop blaming others for your inability to say what you really mean

Fuck it, I’m feeling educational today. 

There’s this thing that none of you seem to know about called metonymy and it’s where you use a whole to stand in for a part. To give you an example, metonymy would be when someone says, “Washington is so corrupt these days,” and you understand that they do not mean that  every citizen of Washington, D.C., or even every congressperson in Washington, D.C. is completely morally bankrupt, and that they are actually talking about the idea of Washington, D.C. and the structure that is in place being corrupt. When “America” goes to war, every single American does not simultaneously take up arms. When “the internet” attacks someone, every person with an internet connection does not become a hivemind of anger aimed at an individual.

So when I say, “I hate straight people,” I am saying exactly what I mean. “I hate the system of oppression and homophobia that was set up by and benefits straights.” Metonymy. Boom.

But furthermore, it’s not even that I “hate the oppression” (although I do). I also hate those who are complicit, who benefit from a system that I can’t access, and when I demand entry, deny that they had any part of it or received any benefits, and tell me that I should make it the same way they did - without any help.

I do not care whether you get mad at me for saying that. I could not give a flying shit if that upsets you. I will say what I want to say and you will accept it, because as an ally that is your job.When you decided to call yourself an ally, you didn’t just sign up for the rainbow bracelets and the pretty gay marriage .gifs. You signed up to support the queer community and that means supporting queer people in what they say, feel and believe. Don’t blame me because you didn’t read the fine print.

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digableswaggot:

digableswaggot:

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

this terrible shirt has achieved its destiny

breelandwalker:

dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

BOUNCE POGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGO

hop

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