She/Her. Bisexual. Librarian. Writer. Grad student. Very tired. Offensively horny (alleged).

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

my AC has been out for a couple days and i’ve accordingly fallen into the niche yet ecologically vital role of guy who sits around in underwear and a-

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okay well i paused to go find an alternate term and this isn’t helping

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awesome. so as i was saying i’m in my wop top

latenitewaffles:

posercore:

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

That’s carcinization working it’s magic

lesbianshepard:

one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

tyrannosaurus-rex:

feralfens:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” “im not fucking scared of you!”

“op what does this mean”
“decay is an extant form of life”

I KID YOU NOT

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randomtechpriest:

transmechanicus:

the-everything-man:

thespectacularspider-girl:

venowyn:

grumpynorthernblacksmith:

rohirric-hunter:

ereborslionheart:

tolkien fans are insufferable because you’ll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they’ll say “omg my favourite character is about to appear!” and it’s a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

GROND!

GROND

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GROND GROND GROND!

garbage-empress:

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they’re covering it up because it’s extremely funny