one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.
tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok
the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” “im not fucking scared of you!”
“op what does this mean” “decay is an extant form of life”
tolkien fans are insufferable because you’ll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they’ll say “omg my favourite character is about to appear!” and it’s a fucking siege weapon
I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they’re covering it up because it’s extremely funny
Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.
No, no, no… she wasn’t poisoning thrm, she was giving them a “potion” that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.
I love how Geralt has this ghostly pale hair and yellow eyes and never talks and dresses like he fell into a medieval hot topic and you figure that’s just bc he’s a witcher, but then you met the rest of the witchers who are literally just dudes and you’re like oh. oh, so Geralt’s just Like That
